Internship Class--Just Kill Me

So last night I had to spend over two hours in my internship class. For those of you who don't know, an Internship class is a requirement my school adds on to our internships in order for us to receive credit (Apparently 16 hours on the job is not enough).
The topic last night was "resumes". But, since the topic is so dense, we get to spend two class sessions learning how to build our resumes. Last night's focus was on the layout.
Thats right, two hours, learning how to lay-out a fucking resume.
When I got home, my girlfriend was engaged in an ice-cream contest against one of our friends. I woke up this morning to see her shaking in some sort of diabetic shock...

Smell ya later